Spicy News

Sad news today: Tostitos is discontinuing its Spicy Queso Party Bowl. Okay, it's only sad for me, who has become addicted to this stuff.

On the positive side, I learned I have the coolest wife in the world. When she found out the sad spicy queso news, she promptly bought out the grocery store (they had 10 left) so that my addiction can last a few more months. She labeled them from 10 to 1, so I could do a final spicy queso countdown.

Goodbye, Spicy Queso Party Bowl. We shall miss thee.